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Girlbossed Too Close to the Sun: I’ve Gotten This Far Without Knowing What Fantasy Football Is, and At This Point I’m Too Afraid to Ask

by thenearnewyorktimesNovember 17, 2022
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5 German Phrases to Learn Before Your 1946 Trip to Argentina

by thenearnewyorktimesNovember 17, 2022
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Dumb: This Guy Just Posted He Won a “Gubernatorial” Election, Whatever That Is

by thenearnewyorktimesNovember 17, 2022November 17, 2022
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Scientists Admit Still No Fucking Idea How Platypuses Made

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022
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Nation Knows More “Secret Disneyworld Facts” Than Parts Of Its Bill Of Rights

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 29, 2022
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Herbie The Love Bug Crosses Street to Avoid Interacting with Lindsay Lohan

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 29, 2022
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