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Scientists Admit Still No Fucking Idea How Platypuses Made

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022
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Nation Knows More “Secret Disneyworld Facts” Than Parts Of Its Bill Of Rights

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 29, 2022
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Herbie The Love Bug Crosses Street to Avoid Interacting with Lindsay Lohan

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 29, 2022
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Brain Time With Mr. Math: Conversions

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022
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Man Who Considers Himself a Cinephile Also Claims “Happy Gilmore” as Favorite Film

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022
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Chik-Fil-A Customer Waits for Server to Bless Food Before EatingĀ 

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022
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