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Four Haunting Texts We Received from the Duolingo Owl

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022
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Halloween Tricksters to Retire Toilet Paper Prank in Favor of Aggressive Cyberbullying

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 29, 2022
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“Do I Look Like an ATM?” Charon Shouts at Greek Soul Who Only Brought Large Bills

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 30, 2022
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Michael Meyers Defense Team Unprepared for Eleven Films Documenting Client’s Alleged Murders

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 29, 2022
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Joe Manchin Wins “Scariest Costume” at Democrat Halloween Party Dressed as Self

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 29, 2022
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White Woman Pauses Stream of “When They See Us” to Call Cops on Black Repairman

by thenearnewyorktimesApril 29, 2022April 29, 2022
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